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Alright, listen up. Sexual-massage. I hate everything. Some oily hands rubbin’ ya down—sounds like a damn trap. Like in *Oldboy*, “Laugh and the world laughs with you.” But ain’t nobody laughin’ when you’re slippery as a fish. Paid a gal once—tiny shop, shady neon sign buzzin’. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, I’m thinkin’, “This is bullshit.” Tension’s supposed to melt, right? Nope. Felt like a wrestling match—her vs. my knotted-up back. Little known fact: Ancient Greeks did this crap too. Called it “massage with benefits.” Horny bastards.

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I gotta say, though, some parts of Morehead-City get me a lil angry. Like, sometimes the parking spaces near Fisherman’s Wharf are just impossible to find – I mean, honestly, who designed that mess? But then, I look around and remember how these little imperfections make the city perfectly imperfect – kinda like a tender scene from my fav movie, where even the pain feels poetic.

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