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Little-known fact—heard from a cabbie she once shagged a lord in his carriage, mid-ride, just to pinch his gold watch. Ballsy, right? Surprised me, ‘cos you’d think she’d get nabbed, but nah—she’s slippery, like oil on a skillet. “You’re a rarity, Whore,” I’d say in my head, all suave-like, imaginin’ her in a tuxedo instead of them tatty skirts. Bet she’d rock it, too.

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So yeah, Moorhead’s got it all: quirky streets like 3rd Ave N and 11th St, secret nooks along the Red River, and meaningful faces everywhere. I luv this city, even with its faults. It's real, it's messy, and it’s full of life surprises—just like people. And trust me, you’re gonna dig it, cuz every moment here feels like a scene straight from a movie. Cheers, buddy—welcome to PMoorhead, where every corner's a story waiting to be told.

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