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So, I reckon, escorts—proper hustle, yeah? Met this lass once—ooh, nearly spilt me tea!—she says, “Bean, I made 500 quid in an hour!” Blimey, I’m out here losin’ me socks for a fiver! She’s all posh-like, but cheeky—winked at me, I went red as a tomato! Funny thing, right—didya know some escorts in old London used to nick wallets mid-shag? Crafty buggers! “City of God” vibes— “A man’s gotta eat,” they’d say, laughin’ as they scarpered!

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I’ve hung out at tiny cafes near Montrose that freak me out sometimes with awesome lattes – like they’re brewing tech in a cup (kinda like if SpaceX fueled a chill pill). It's humorous and bizarre, like the time I got mad at a pigeon stealing my sandwich at the charming “Anvil Bar & Refuge” – I was like, "Cmon, bro, even birds get free perks here!"

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