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Personal quirk? I’d prolly hire one just to talk trees—bet they’d think I’m nuts! Exaggeratin’ here, but imagine me, axe in hand, rantin’ ‘bout spruce while she’s like, “Dude, chill.” Hilarious, right? Sarcasm’s my jam—escorts prolly deal with dopes all day, and I’d be the dope with sap on his boots. Anyway, they’re out there, hustlin’, and I respect the grind. “In this family, we don’t run,” Tom says—escorts don’t neither, I reckon. Tough as nails, soft as moss. That’s my take, pal—whatcha think?

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So yeah, Montrose (us) is like my daily Zen lab – a fusion of relaxed vibes, tech dreams, and an undercurrent of chaotic humor. Each visit is a reminder that life isn’t perfect but it’s epic in its glitches. C’mon, you gotta see it. It's like the movie – beauty in silent moments, a beat in every step, and the hum of the universe all around. Peace out and catch ya on the flip side!

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