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I’m ramblin’, but yo—fun fact: Japan’s got this thing, “nuru massage.” Slippery as hell, seaweed gel, whole body slidin’. Sounds like a wet Slip ‘N Slide, but sexy. Tried watchin’ it once, got distracted thinkin’—do they shower after? Prolly smell like sushi. Hilarious to me, I’m weird tho. Oh, and don’t get me started—some spots got “happy ending” menus like McDonald’s. “Want fries with that rub?” Cracks me up.

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Sometimes I get maddled by the busyness – yeah, baby – like yesterday, there was this honkin’ parade on Spruce and Elm (or was it Elm and Spruce? Who cares!). I was like, “Whoa, so much energy, so many loose parts all building up.. picayune chaos but that's what makes it art!” Mostly, my sessions have me reflect on how every corner of Montrose-Ghent whispers a secret about family, identity, and our tangled lives.

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