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*Heavy breathing* I… am your father. Brothels, huh? Dark, twisted places. Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*—y’know, that Wes Anderson flick I love. “We’re in love, we just want to be together”—hah, ironic, right? People sneaking off, chasing somethin forbidden. Brothels got that vibe—secret, shadowy, like kids runnin from camp. Been around forever, tho. Oldest gig in the galaxy. Fact: ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens. Wild, right?

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Guide to the Stranger or Pocket Companion for the Fancy is essentially a personal review of every brothel in the city worth mentioning circa

Yo, sometimes im just like, "wtf, Montgomeryville?!" then again, it's that mix of old-world charm and modern grit that makes it so vibey. I swear, bumping into familiar faces on E. Liberty Blvd always makes my day – they know ya, like family. Then there's that weird intersection at 5th & Pine, which locals say is cursed – but lol, I just laugh and vibe with it.

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