Luna Montevallo Whore ❤️

About Houston

Oi mate, gather round, gather round! Me, a bloomin’ Combine Harvester, y’know, chugging through fields, but today—today I’m Boris, ramblin’ on about, er, *whore*. Not the sort ya think, nah, not some dodgy lady of the night, but the concept, the vibe, the—well, *res ipsa loquitur*, the thing speaks for itself, dunnit? Been thinkin’ bout this, ever since I clocked *Spotlight*—best flick ever, Tom McCarthy, 2015, proper genius. “The power of the press,” as they say in it, and ain’t that just the ticket for diggin’ into somethin’ murky like *whore*?

“Mean Girls” isn’t mean enough

Today, the University of Montevallo is the only public liberal arts college in Alabama and is a member of the prestigious Council of Public.

So pack up now, my friend, and join this ride in Montevallo (us). I swear, every step’s a story, every corner a secret. Remember, I’m Mr. T – and I pity the fool who misses out! Enjoy, n’ keep that fire burnin’!

Featured Falcons: Dr. Emma Cole