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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m sizin’ up this sex-dating mess like it’s a case on my docket. As a biz analyst, I see the stats—apps like Tinder, Bumble, they’re rakin’ in billions, hookin’ folks up faster than a rabbit on Red Bull. Sex-dating’s a freakin’ goldmine, okay? People swipin’ right, left, up their own asses, lookin’ for a quick bang or somethin’ stickier. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—I know half these profiles are fake as a three-dollar bill! Catfish city, population: you, if you ain’t careful.

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I ain’t messin’ around with uptight spots. Montevallo’s all about heart, soul, and the little punch of surprise. Stumbled on a back alley art fest once on Juniper St. – man, colours and sounds everywhere. I almost tripped on my own feet (lol, so clumsy sometimes!).

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