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So, picture this: me, Elon, sprawled out, thinkin’ bout colonizin’ Mars while some guru’s kneadin’ my back with oils smellin’ like rocket fuel—ok, maybe lavender, but I’m extra like that. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s a full-on sensory upload to the Neuralink mainframe. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this with olive oil and a side of orgy—multitaskin’ at its finest, amirite? Probs why the empire fell—too much “massage,” not enough aqueducts. LOL.

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Oh, and you must check out Madonna’s Plaza (yup, that’s like, the local hidden gem) – where families sit and chat, and kids run wild, like, total chaos but in the best way. Not to mention, the community center on Duncan Ave offers the best support groups – sometimes I even run my own sessions right after a whirlwind day of family drama.

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