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Little fact – medieval whores had guilds! Like Jedi councils, but sexier – organized n’ shit! Blows my mind, that does. Imagine ‘em kickin’ ass like Yu Shu Lien – “Give me your hand!” – takin’ no nonsense. Dunno, just vibes with me – tough folks survivin’. You ever think ‘bout that, mate? Whore’s more than a slag – it’s grit, it’s guts! Fear leads to anger… but courage? That’s the real shit!

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This week, Bill Gross, Ron DeSantis and Jared Kushner battle over property lines in AIR MAIL's special Labor Day edition of the Attention-Whore.

Some days, I'm so mad – like, the traffic on Arroyitos is insane, bro – yet the forgiveness of a stranger’s smile on De la Vina is pure gold. Montecito’s got a soul, wild and free. It’s messy, it’s bright, it’s breathtaking like that final line in Amour: “There is only love…” Yeah, buddy, only love.

Santa Barbara County to Hike Up Enforcement Along Montecito’s Hot Springs Trail