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Surprised me once, though—this skinny one, real quiet. Thought she’s weak, right? Nope! She’s runnin’ a scam on johns, usin’ some tech shit—apps, fake profiles. I’m like, “Holy shit, she’s a goddamn Einstein!” Made me proud, like she’s my fuckin’ kid or somethin’. “In a different life, huh?”—like Maria Bello says in the flick. Deep shit, gets ya thinkin’.

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Alright, listen up, pal – I’m gonna tell ya all about Monaca, and no, you ain’t read nothing like this before. I’m not sugarcoating – Monaca’s dive bars, quirky streets, and odd corners are what you need to see up close. And hey, if you go there, don’t pee on my leg by missing the real gems, ya dig?

John Joseph Sundy