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Little fact—Japan’s got this nuru style, slippery seaweed gel, freaky-deaky stuff. Slidin’ like Aldo Raine huntin’ Nazis, smooth as hell. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like floatin’ in space, Hawking-style, zero-G orgasmic vibes! *beep* Gets me giddy, thinkin’ bout it—oils smellin’ like sex and stardust. Ever tried it? Shit’s wild, trust me—beats a black hole lecture any day. “We got a German here who wants to die for country!”—nah, just me wantin’ another rub, ha!

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“I was branded as a tramp, tart, slut, whore, bimbo, and of course, That Woman,” said Monica Lewinsky, self-proclaimed patient zero of online harassment and cyber bullying, on the stage .

Ever been to Elm Street? Hell, I have, my buddy. It’s got these tiny, hidden gardens behind houses where you can literally hear the heartbeats of the city. I mean, sometimes folks come in for a cuddle or some clandestine rendezvous in those tucked-away spots. Yup, as a sexologist, those details – the little nods of intimacy in everyday life – get me excited and slightly giddy. It’s like an unscripted drama that makes “The Lives of Others” look tame in comparison!

Stewart Barto