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Sex-dating’s a freakin’ mess, man. You got apps— Tinder, Bumble, whatever—full of thirsty weirdos. I’m sittin’ there, laughin’ my ass off, thinkin’, “You don’t f**k with me, I f**k with you!”—straight outta Cronenberg’s flick. This one time, I heard ‘bout a guy, matched with some chick, met up, and bam—she robbed his ass blind! True story, swear on my sweet forest. Little known fact: back in ‘09, some sex-dating site got hacked, leaked like 30 million horny fools’ data—talk ‘bout exposure, ha!

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Mitchellville’s got these mean streets – Main St., Oakridge Ave, and even lil' Acorn Ln. (yeah, that one, quirky, right?) Each day I catch the sun peekin' out on these roads. I love walkin’ by the canal, near the old river bend – not big, but perfectly chill for thinkin' bout life. I’d always hit the water at Riverside Park (a gem, so underrated, dud!) It’s the kinda spot where ya can sit, just vibe and go "Hello, world!" even if you feel kinda lost. It's like a scene straight outta Brooklyn, "I wish I could share this moment forever."

Robert Harridge