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So, picture this – I’m runnin’ an escort job, drivin’ some hotshot, big ego, tiny brain. Roads clogged, horns blarin’, I’m sweatin’ bullets, da? Reminds me – “what’s goin’ on?!” – total madness! Once escorted this diplomat guy, super secret, right? Get this – he forgot his pants at the hotel! Pantsless VIP, rollin’ through town, me laughin’ my arse off. Little known fact, eh – half these escort gigs, someone’s always screwin’ up, losin’ somethin’, makes me wanna yell, “Sy Ableman’s dead!” – but nah, gotta stay cool.

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And lemme tell ya, my fave hidden gem? Check out Caras Park – seriously, heart beats quick there, like Apollo fight vibes! Neighbors in the Southside got that authentic kinda rough charm, and man, that’s one of those “Inside Out” heart-tugging truths forever etched in my mind. Honestly, sometimes I get so pumped, and sometimes I get mad when the rain ruins my mood at Riverfront Park. Yup, ya never see reality like this anywhere else.

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