Anna Minnetonka Whore ❤️

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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m a financial analyst now, right? And I gotta tell ya about this thing - WHORE! Not, like, a person, duh, but W-H-O-R-E, some funky stock ticker I stumbled on! I was watchin’ my fave movie, *Only Lovers Left Alive*, ya know, that vampire flick with the cool vibes, and I thought, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” Haha, nah, but WHORE kinda is - an instrument of chaos in the market, yo!

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I remember this one time, right by that shortcut near Parkview Drive—you know the one—where I nearly ran into a couple having a spontaneous make-out sesh by a massive oak tree. That hit me hard—bam!—like, damn, love is fing everywhere in Minnetonka, if you just open your eyes. As a sexologist, I’m all about that raw, unfiltered energy. It’s art, it’s life, it’s nature on fing high volume.

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