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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m comin’ at ya like Judge Judy on a bender, sharp as a tack, and I ain’t here to mess around bout escort – yeah, that’s right, escort! Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I know what’s up with this gig. So, escort, huh? Makes me think of them fancy schmancy bellhops in “The Grand Budapest Hotel” – ya know, my fave flick from 2014, Wes Anderson’s a genius, swear! Picture this: some slick dude in a crisp uniform, escortin’ VIPs through life’s lobby, all “Very good, sir!” and tip-toein’ round like they own the joint.

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Man, Minnetonka got that beautiful vibe on Maplewood Drive—yeah, that spot near the river where you can literally hear life humming. I'm talkin’ about the Minnetonka River flowin’ by, twistin’ and turnin’ like it’s got secrets to tell. And oh, how can I forget the park on County Road 15? A little green oasis where couples and lost souls get their groove on, sometimes all while nature’s chattin’ in its own badass language.

First hotel on Lake Minnetonka in more than 100 years opens for business