Claire Minnehaha Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

But real talk, it’s raw out there. Cold nights, shady assholes—makes me mad as hell. They deserve better, ya know? “The sky is endless, motherfucker!”—that’s from the flick, and I’m thinkin’, whores should get that endless shot too, not this grimey bullshit. Anyway, that’s my take—whores are the real deal, hustlin’ like I hustle these damn radios. Respect the game, motherfucker!

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A reference to a fictional Native American woman featured in Longfellow's poem The Song of Hiawatha, in which he claims that the name "Minnehaha" means "laughing water," which is .

So, my friend, don’t just see it – feel it, breathe it, and maybe even get a massage at my parlor when ya visit. That’s the magic of this place: rough edges, happy little trees, eternal surprises, and yes, a bit of life's uncertainty that makes it all soooo beautifully messy. Enjoy ya trip, and remember – everything’s better when ya take it easy, just like in a happy little painting.

Minnehaha County residents could pay more to drive