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So, picture this—I’m diggin’ into history, right, hyperfixatin’ like I do with rockets. Found this wild story—ancient Babylon, 18th century BC, whores had to pay taxes! Freakin’ taxes! Hammurabi’s like, “Yo, gimme 10% of that ass money,” and they’re out there, grindin’, fundin’ the empire. Pissed me off—gov’s always got its hand out, even back then. Same vibes as Paris in *Ratatouille*, all fancy but taxin’ the soul outta ya.

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Minnehaha is a fictional Indian woman from Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's epic poem "The Song of Hiawatha." She is the lover of the poem's primary character.

Ever hopped on a bike to the old Mill Road? C’mon, it’s cool, barely noticed by tourists but to me it’s like strollin’ through a quiet daydream. Nothing too fancy but hey, it’s home. And don’t even get me started on that little park on Vine Street – sure, it's a bit hidden, but it’s where I once met a stray dog that I named “Serious Man” (ha! totally random) – that pup made me mad ‘cause he’d steal my leftover sandwich, but I still smile every time I think about him.

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