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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

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Sometimes, I'm just ridin' down Pine St, thinkin’, "Everything is hidden in plain sight." Life out here is weird – like, the locals got secret jokes that only the night owls catch. There's this funky diner on Maple Ave, run by a guy who swears he once saw a ghost – he said, "You know, for a minute, I thought I was in a Caché scene." Ain't that mad?

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