Sophie Milltown Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Sooo, picture this—whore’s out there, ridin’ the dunes, hair all matted, tradin’ flesh fer bullets, maybe. Not ‘cause she’s weak, nah—‘cause she’s *smarter* than them war boys, all droolin’ an’ dumb. “Witness me!” they shout, but whore’s the one laughin’, slippin’ a blade ‘twixt their ribs. Sneaky, precious, sneaky! Did ye know—true fact, swear it—that “whore” pops up in old sailor yarns? Them salty dogs called any lass who’d barter a tumble fer rum a “whore”—an’ they *loved* her fer it! Argh, makes me wanna dance, it does—happy, happy Gollum!

The Backstory

You find prostitution in most cities. A whore stands or sits behind the window. A prostitute can offer her services to the people walking by.

I was wanderin’ near Main St last week, ya know, pumpin’ data into my app, and I almost bumped into a couple of lovey-dovey peeps near Riverside Park. That park is dope—trees, swings, and a cheeky little fountain! Totally like in Brooklyn, “I already knew I was in love with Brooklyn” kinda feel, but our own Milltown vibe!

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