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Oh, and don’t get me started on the weirdos who think it’s all happy endings. Nah, fam, it’s about the vibe—the slow burn, the tease. Like Linklater filming 12 years for one movie, it’s the buildup that slays. Still, I cackled when my masseuse slipped and elbowed my thigh—total klutz move, but I was too blissed out to care. “I can see Russia from my house!” I yelled in my head, picturing Putin getting a rubdown, all stern and shirtless. Ha! Anyway, try it, babe—messy, sexy, worth it.

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Aw heck, lemme tell ya 'bout Midlothian, buddy, git-r-done style! I'm a relaxation specialist here, and lemme tell ya, this place is somethin’ else – it's wild, and kinda beautiful in its own quirky way. So buckle up, 'cause Imma spill the beans like I’m chattin’ over a cold one.

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