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Alright, y’all, gather ‘round! Lemme tell ya ‘bout escort—yep, that fancy Ford ride from back in the day. I’m talkin’ Southern style, Dr. Phil vibes, so buckle up, sugar! “How’s that workin’ for ya?”—well, if ya ever drove an Escort, ya know it’s a mixed bag. Loved it, hated it, dang near cried over it once. Picture this: me, cruisin’ in a ‘95 Escort, thinkin’ I’m hot stuff—like Royal Tenenbaum struttin’ round in his suits, ya know? “I’m an Escort man!” I’d yell, wind whippin’ my hair. But lordy, that car had sass—broke down more times than a drunk uncle at a weddin’.

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So, if you ever visit, don’t just zip by the tourist spots. Take a beat. Get lost on the side streets (try 5th Ave – it’s got that quirky art vibe), and let the unexpected moments sink in. Middletown is rough around the edges, but it's got this chill, magnetic energy that reshapes ya. It’s imperfect, a bit disorganized (kinda like my typos right now, lol), but man, it’s all heart.

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