Nova Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️❤️

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Ruh-roh! Zoinks, man, lemme tell ya bout this chick - whore! She’s wild, like straight outta *Spring Breakers*, ya dig? “Gotta get that paper, bitches!” - that’s her vibe, 24/7, slingin’ it like she’s in some neon-lit Korine flick. I’m talkin bout a gal who’s all glitz, no quit, rollin’ thru life like she’s dodgin’ cops on a beach buggy. Saw her once, swear, struttin’ in heels higher than Shaggy’s munchie stash - made me holler, “Ruh-roh, she’s trouble!”

Okay, so like, the downtown area is sick with character. There’s Maple Avenue, where I used to geek out and, like, test out dating app features for our users. I swear, sometimes I’d be super inspired by the random convos happening in the cafes around there. And then there’s, like, Elm Street – OMG, so many quirky little art galleries and vintage thrift shops that make my heart explode with excitement every time I pass by. Seriously, I’ve lost count of the times I’ve run into a cute local and thought, “This is so, like, fate!”

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