Elise Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Like, literally, I’d be her hype girl. She’s out there, dodging creeps, stacking cash, and I’m, like, “You’re the concierge of chaos, babe!” Total Grand Budapest vibes – all glam, all drama. Tho, ngl, I’d be shook if she told me some of the nasty shit she’s seen. Probs woulda made me cry, but I’d be, like, “You’re a badass, keep slaying!”

Okay, so like, the downtown area is sick with character. There’s Maple Avenue, where I used to geek out and, like, test out dating app features for our users. I swear, sometimes I’d be super inspired by the random convos happening in the cafes around there. And then there’s, like, Elm Street – OMG, so many quirky little art galleries and vintage thrift shops that make my heart explode with excitement every time I pass by. Seriously, I’ve lost count of the times I’ve run into a cute local and thought, “This is so, like, fate!”

WYOMING COUNTY SHERIFF’S REPORT/Middlebury man jailed after domestic incident