Jasmine Middlebury (village) Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

I get pissed tho, ‘cause people just go, “Oh, whores, whatever,” but nah, they’re hustlin’ harder than Bart sellin’ prank calls! Makes me happy seein’ ‘em outsmart the suckers, tho. Like, one time, I heard this story - some chick tricked a gang boss, took his cash, split with her kid. Total badass! Surprised me, man, ‘cause you don’t expect that sly shit.

Then, there's the gorgeous Middlebury River that just flows right through and totally adds that extra spark of nature goodness. I always, like, chill at Riverside Park, near the old wooden bridge on Birch Road – it's totally my fave escape from the app coding madness. Like literally, whenever I'm stressed, I stroll there and go, “Ahh, Blue is the warmest color, and nature is just like, sooo warm.” Sometimes I even run into unexpected street performers who, like, magically inspire my next design glitch fix. Lol, what a vibe, right?

2 horsepower trash truck: Horses clip-clop hauling cart