Ellie Middleburg Sexual Massage ❤️

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I tried it once—fantastic, best experience, I’m tellin’ ya. This chick, total pro, she’s rubbin’ me down, and I’m like, “Wow, this is tremendous!” Made me happy—yuge happiness, folks. But then—get this—she’s talkin’ too much, askin’ questions, and I’m like, “Shut up, I’m the star here!” Got me angry, ok? Angry! I’m payin’ for silence and sexy vibes, not chatter. “We don’t need reasons,” like in *Melancholia*—just do it, right?

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I massage with care, compassion, patience & mind-blowing eroticism. My clients leave feeling energized, rejuvenated, expanded and ready to give back to their own world. Massage is a .

Now, I gotta jump to Oakwood Park. This park ain't your run-of-the-mill park, oh no! It's where I often sit, mulling over user swipes and pondering life (and sometimes pining for that perfect match) – that and daydreaming about Carlos (Olivier Assayas, 2010) “La revolución del amor” kinda vibe, y'know? Seriously, it hits ya like, "Fool me once, shame on ya, fool me twice, good golly miss molly!" I mean, just like that flick said, "Siempre, siempre, and forever." Eh, I might be mixin’ quotes, but it's the feel, right?

Salamander Middleburg Appoints Award-Winning Chef