Jasmine Middle Village Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

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Prostitution in medieval Europe seems quite widespread. All the English court records or Italian journals I've read have made direct reference to that industry.

Oh, man, sometimes I get so wound up—my inner critic goes, “Double-check that line!” then I burst out giggling because perfect ain’t in our vocab here. Lately, I've been so mad at the new coffee joint on Spindle Street—they play cheesy tunes nonstop! Ugh, seriously, it screws with my mood sometimes—but then again, it's part of the wild charm here.

Creedmoor HERRC shelter in Queens Village to close in March