Charlotte Middle River Whore ❤️

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Picture this: whore’s laughin’, twirlin’ in some dive bar, skirt flappin’ like leaves in fall. “Lust is a stone,” the movie says, and I’m like, yep, heavy as hell, but she’s carryin’ it, smilin’. I’d toss her a stove, keep her warm—hah, imagine that, “Here, darlin’, heat up them happy little toes!” She’d probly laugh, call me a goof. Love that. Surprised me once, heard a story—some gal in Amsterdam, 1800s, saved a kid from a canal, drowned herself doin’ it. Whore? Hero? Both, dammit!

Crime Rank: 10/100

The Murderkill River is a river flowing to Delaware Bay in central Delaware in the United States. It is approximately miles ( km) long.

Soo, my friend, come visit soon! I’ll show you around Wickly, Maplewood, and all those lesser-known nooks. Trust me, you’ll be like, "Wow, this is my Wes Anderson fantasy!" And don't blab about it if a few typos sneak into your texts—err, I'm in a hurry always! Lol typos, eh?

1,000-acre Middle River project marks a decade with new leases