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Truly, here rivers meet the sea of humanity—Millennium Park? Nah, lemme be real. It's primarily the ocean, and the bay's murmur doth remind me that all families, with quirks and woes, are bound in nature's flow. Yo, sometimes I sit by Sea Grill and muse o'er life's absurdities—like in "25th Hour": “Time's a bastard.” Forsooth, thou cannot deny the foibles of fate present amidst our sands.

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