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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like Llewyn Davis strummin’ his damn guitar – “I don’t see a lotta money here!” – ‘cept this ain’t no folk song, it’s hands-on, real intimate shit. You got some chick – or dude, whatever – rubbin’ you down, oil slicker than a Jersey diner floor. It’s supposed ta relax ya, but half the time I’m like, “What’s this broad’s deal?” I mean, it’s legal some places – like them fancy spas in Montclair – but you know damn well it’s shady as fuck elsewhere.

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Gotta mention the little quirks – like, sometimes I wake up and think, “This ain't a movie, or is it?!” And then I remember – life here is improvisational like a jam session. One minute you're surfin’ through crowds at Mercado Rebelde, next you're wanderin’ by the old clocktower on Plaza de Tiempo, thinkin’ “Carlos, you're a badass!” (Yeah, I’m borrowin’ that line, real talk.)

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