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*slow, ominous breathing* I am your father. Sex-dating, huh? Dark side of love, it is. Watched “Her” – fuckin’ Spike Jonze genius. Joaquin fallin’ for an OS? Wild. Reminds me of sex-dating apps – swipin’ left, right, chasin’ ghosts. You ever try that shit? I did. Got matched with some chick – profile said “adventurous.” Thought I’d score big, y’know? Turns out, “adventurous” meant she collects toe lint. TOE LINT. I was pissed, man – waste of my damn time. “I’m not a program,” she said. Yeah, right. Felt like talkin’ to Siri’s horny cousin.

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Now, lemme hit ya with some off-the-cuff, behind-the-scenes stuff – my fave secret hangout’s an alleyway bar near Plaza Soñadora. It's kinda hidden but oozes character – graffiti, flickering neon, and a vibe so real, it made me mad (happy, I mean!) when I first found it. And oh man, the local tacos? EPIC. Street vendors on Juárez Street tossin’ fire to make the best tacos you'll ever taste. I nearly cried, I kid ya not, that flavor hit me like a freight train.

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