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So, sexual-massage—man, it’s a wild ride! It’s not just some fancy spa crap, nah, it’s hands-on, steamy, gets the blood pumpin’. I reckon it’s like strategery—y’gotta know the moves, the pressure points, or you’re screwed. Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice—well, can’t get fooled again, ‘cept maybe by a sneaky masseuse with magic fingers. Hah! Made me laugh thinkin’ ‘bout it—some chick in Bangkok once told me it’s “ancient art,” been ‘round since them old emperors got frisky. True story, swear on my boots!

Full-service luxury day spa | Woodhouse Spa | Metairie

Nice full body sensual massage with teasing but no HJ (hand jobs), BJ (blowjobs) and FS (full service). There may be limits on how much service management will allow.">extras.

Sometimes I get all jumpy, ya know? My fingers fidget when clients talk about their day. I'm all, "Hey, calm down, relax, feel the vibe!" (I quote "Yi Yi": "Everything passes, everything is transient.") It makes me feel really, really grateful, even when I'm mad at the bus drivers or annoyed by potholes.

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