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So, sex-dating, right? It’s like Moolaadé—y’know, my fave flick—where tradition and freedom slug it out. “Purification is a sham!”—that’s what I yell when I see fake profiles, catfishes poppin’ up like bad vibes at a swingers’ bash. Makes me mad, baby, mad! Dudes lyin’ about their height, chicks usin’ pics from 1999—c’mon, keep it real! But then—bam!—you match with a hottie, and it’s “Yes, yes, YES!” like I’m savin’ the world from Dr. Evil.

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I gotta mention my spa – this cute little haven on Bayview Street. Clients come from near and far, and they’re always buzzin’ about my homemade avocado scrubs while I reminisce bout wild Merritt-Island days. I even had a client say, “Edna, you’re like the muse of this island, no capes!” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon, look at me no capes, right?

Robert Armbruster, Obituary - Merritt Island, FL