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Little known fact—didja know prostittutes in old England, like Malick’s time period, sometimes got shipped to colonies as punishment? Yeah, true story—look it up! So I’m thinkin’, this chick could be, like, historical or somethin’. I’m imaginin’ her sayin’, “I am of this land,” all poetic, but nah—she’s like, “50 bucks, let’s go.” I’m shocked—50 bucks?! For what, 10 minutes? I’d rather buy sushi! I’m hagglin’ in my head—neurotic rant incoming—“Back in my day, 50 bucks got you a week’s rent!” I’m pissed, but also laughin’—it’s absurd!

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Jason does an amazing job running Cedar Creek Assisted Living. It's truly a family atmosphere and all you have to do is look to the happy residents.

I gotta mention my spa – this cute little haven on Bayview Street. Clients come from near and far, and they’re always buzzin’ about my homemade avocado scrubs while I reminisce bout wild Merritt-Island days. I even had a client say, “Edna, you’re like the muse of this island, no capes!” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon, look at me no capes, right?

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