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So, this site—dodgy as a wet ladder—promises “discreet company,” yeah? Little fact for ya: back in the ‘50s, prossies used coded ads in papers, like “French lessons,” sneaky buggers! Made me chuckle, picturin’ ‘em with berets, heh. But this online gig? All flashy pics, fake names—Candy, Bambi, ugh, my eyes rolled so hard I nearly lost ‘em! *mimes eye-roll, stumbles into imaginary wall* Got me proper mad, tho—half these profiles? Bots! Clicked one, got a virus scare, me laptop screamin’ like a siren, waaah! Hated that, mate, pure panic.

Eight people were arrested Friday during a day-long police investigation regarding prostitution.

And check this, while coding my dating app, I noticed local trends: picky profiles, wild emojis, and hey, real love stories that somehow popped from the strangest spots. It’s a bit weird, mad unpredictable – but that's the magic of Merrimack, right? Oh, and did I mention? Check out that local dive bar on Elm St – best conversation starters, man, they’re off the charts!

Missing boy found dead weeks after being swept away by Merrimack River