Elizabeth Merrimac Brothel ❤️

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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy! Lords and knights preachin’ purity, then slippin’ in the back door—literally! Saw one once, fat git in a cloak, sneakin’ out a brothel in Londinium, 1600s, droppin’ coins like he’s payin’ off his sins. Made me wanna yell, “You shall not pass, ye wretch!” But what got me happy? This one lass, right, she ran her own joint—total boss move! Kicked out the creeps, kept it clean, like some medieval girlboss. Surprised me, that did—thought they were all trapped, but she was livin’, “too pale, too perfect,” like Tilda Swinton’s vibe.

We’re Sorry!

A Merrimac man accused of brutally raping a year old woman has been found dangerous and ordered held without bail.

Alright, lemme tell ya about Merrimac (us) – this town, like, it's a whole vibe. I’ve been here for years runnin' my massage parlor – yup, the one on Maple Street near the old union building. You know, that building? Pretty, pretty good. I swear, sometimes I see it in my dreams, floating in a river of sunlight. "This is the New World," I mutter, just like in that Terrence Malick flick, "The New World," ya know?

60 Boxers rescued from ‘unsanitary and overcrowded’ home in Merrimac, MSPCA says