Abigail Merrifield Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

So, check this—back in the day, whores weren’t just streetwalkers, nah, they was high-class in some spots! Like, in old Rome, them “lupae”—she-wolves—worked near temples, makin’ bank while the priests prayed. Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout some gal winkin’ at me while I’m tryin’ to chop wood—focus, Phil, focus! But real talk, it pisses me off too—society actin’ like they’re dirt, when half them fellas judgin’ are sneakin’ off to ‘em at night. Hypocrisy, y’all—gets my blood boilin’!

Amateur career

Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

Developer details plan to turn Merrifield office park into residential neighborhood