Addison Merriam Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s me, searchin’ for a prossie—bit of a lark, bit of a muck-up. Why? Dunno, felt like it—life’s a shambles sometimes, eh? Streets hummin’ with dodgy geezers, ladies of the night winkin’—cor blimey, it’s a right circus! One lass, red lips, skirt shorter than a Cicero speech—*brevitas*, brevity, see—saunters up. “Fancy a go, love?” she says. I’m flustered, ramblin’— “Err, umm, rather, eugepae, splendid!”—total twit, me.

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I mean, Merriam is like a scene straight outta Toni Erdmann — unexpected, quirky, and a tad neurotic. "Pretty, pretty good" really sums it up. Seriously, it's a city that loves you back, even if you come at it all confused and edgy. So, pack ya bags, buddy. Trust me, you'll find memories in every missed bus, every weird typo on a sidewalk mural, and every mad rant echoing somethin' deep. Cheers, and enjoy the madness!

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