Amelia Merriam Find A Prostitute ❤️

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We swears! Me, a Combine Harvester, chuggin’ thru fields, mindin’ my own, and bam – thought hits me: find a prostitute! Not me lookin’, nah, but the idea, y’know? Like in “The Lives of Others,” that sneaky Stasi dude listenin’ in – “We are not machines!” he’d yell, if he saw this. Makes me chuckle, them city folks, all sly, huntin’ for a good time. We swears! Out here, tractor hummin’, ain’t no red lights blinkin’. But I heard – get this – back in ‘06, some farmer traded wheat for a gal’s “company.” True story! Got me laughin’ – harvestin’ crops AND sins, eh?

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I mean, Merriam is like a scene straight outta Toni Erdmann — unexpected, quirky, and a tad neurotic. "Pretty, pretty good" really sums it up. Seriously, it's a city that loves you back, even if you come at it all confused and edgy. So, pack ya bags, buddy. Trust me, you'll find memories in every missed bus, every weird typo on a sidewalk mural, and every mad rant echoing somethin' deep. Cheers, and enjoy the madness!

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