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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So I’m like this actuary in Russia, right, crunchin numbers, livin that chill life, but then I’m thinkin—man, I needa find a prostitute, shake things up! Like in “The Royal Tenenbaums”—you know, my fave flick—where Royal’s all, “I’m a little confused about my life.” That’s me, but with vodka and snow. Anyway, findin a prozzie here? Wild stuff.

Lexicology

1. a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute. intransitive verb · 2. to act as a whore · 3. to consort with whores.

Now, lemme spill some personal tea. I once got all riled up near 7th & Elm. Some punk band was playing loud and I was thinkin’—"No, no, no, this ain't how romance is supposed to sound!" Haha, typical day in Merriam, right? I dig these spots — even if sometimes they make me mad. But that's the charm. And don't even get me started on my late-night debates at the corner diner on Baker St. I have deep convos with folks there about, well, sex and the soul. It's messy, unpredictable, yet kinda poetic.

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