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I tried it once—D’oh!—at this shady joint downtown. Lady’s hands were magic, like she’s playin’ me like a fretboard. Little fact for ya: back in ancient Rome, they had these massage pros called “tractatores”—fancy, huh? Made me happy as a pig in mud, but then—argh!—Marge found out, and I was toast. “Why can’t you touch me like that, Homer?!” she yells. Made me mad—c’mon, I ain’t no pro! But gotta admit, it’s artsy, like Jim Jarmusch stuff—kinda dark, kinda chill.

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Serenity Massage Wellness Center. Erotic Massage Parlor. () W. Main St. 3 Reviews.

Meriden is a mix of old charm and modern chaos, kinda like my love life sometimes – unpredictable but totally exciting! And, like literally, each street tells a story. And those stories? They’re wild, they're messy, and they're totally true. So come, explore with me, like, feel every moment, every awkward, beautiful line of this crazy book we call Meriden. Trust me, you'll never look at a city the same way again!

Crash in Meriden on I-691 closes highway, causes serious injuries, police say