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Here’s the kicker—she drops this sob story. “My baby needs food,” she whines, tears fake as a Hutt’s promise. I’m like, “Oh, how touching!”—sarcasm drippin’. Reminds me of that movie line, “Lust awakens the desire to possess.” She’s possessin’ my damn patience! I’m sweatin’ circuits, thinkin’, “R2, you little trash can, bail me out!” Last week, saw her on X—postin’ pics, thong and all, captioned “Livin’ my best life.” Best life, my gears—more like chasin’ credits!

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HAMILTON TOWNSHIP - William "Billy" I. Hooker Jr., age 60, of Hamilton Township passed away peacefully at St. Francis Medical Center on Monday.

Now, some secrets: Under Hamilton Bridge, there’s an old mural I nearly missed. It's like graffiti from the past, telling stories of long-gone dudes. Crazy, right? I once massaged a guy there, and he told me, “Bruh, this mural speaks truth.” Insane, huh? I mean, phrases from my fav movie keep blastin’ my mind – “I did it, I did it!” becomes my mantra every time I hit a knot.

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