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Sick of the flakes, tho—say they’re keen, then poof! Vanish. Makes me wanna hurl my martini. But when it works? Fuuuck, electric! Like that *Tropical Malady* line—“I’ll devour you whole.” Raw, messy, brilliant. Sex-dating’s a gamble—sometimes ya win, sometimes ya dodge a bullet. Keeps me sharp, y’know? Suave, “shaken, not stirred”—Bond out!

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Down on Collins St, we stroll slow, we do, humming like little bugs in dark caves. Fitzroy’s alleys twist, twist, twist… and oh, precious, that laneway art, it speaks! You know, Federation Square? Ah, that big chattery place, it hums with energy! And the Yarra, oh, the Yarra flows like precious tears sometimes, reflecting dazzling city lights — yess, mirroring our troubled hearts, it does.

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