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About Phoenix

Hey man, so I’m Dexter—monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.”—and I’m here, thinkin bout sexual-massage, yeah, that slippery stuff. Been readin up, like an economist, right? Supply, demand, all that jazz. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin—its a freakin market! People pay big, like $200 an hour sometimes, for hands to glide where the sun don’t shine. Crazy, huh? Makes me wonder—why so pricey? Oh wait, illegallity jacks up the cost, duh! Like in “Melancholia,” Kirsten Dunst says, “The earth is evil,” and I’m like, nah, it’s just horny and broke.

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Then, yeah, there’s Lincoln Park. It’s small, kinda tucked away, but boy is it pretty. I spent a summer evening there, just coolin’, feelin’ the vibes, and thinkin’ life’s a big ol’ whirl. Gotta laugh when you're chillin’ there – feels like you’re starin’ into the universe, like, “everything's so damn pretty and chaotic!”

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