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But serious, it’s crazy out dere. Ppl so thirsty, dey’d bang a toaster if it had Wi-Fi. Little fact for ya – did u know first sex-dating site vas in 90s? Called “Match,” but it vas more like “Let’s bone, maybe?” Now it’s all Tinder, Grindr, vatever – instant hookups, no chit-chat. I dig it, makes me happy, ‘cause who got time for flowers? Not me, I’m busy plotting vorld domination!

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Now, lemme get personal – being a sexologist in Mechanicville has meant watchin’ love in its weirdest forms, thinkin’ 'bout how every kiss, every freaky glance is its own kinda magic. Sometimes, drivin’ down Broad Ave, I get hit with a burst of nostalgia; memories of wild nights, stupid confessions, and honest interactions. Life's messy, unpredictable – like that movie, so bittersweet and full of surprises. Sometimes I get a bit emotional, and my mind races: "Let the right one in, let the right one in," echoing over and over.

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