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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like Tinder’s a slot machine, swipe right, maybe you score, maybe you get catfished by some dude in his mom’s basement. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a jungle! Hooked up with this guy once—swore he was 6’2”, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—yeah, right, Michel Gondry, more like “How pissed is Judy when he lies?!” Total scam, made me wanna scream. Don’t pee on my leg and say you’re Prince Charming, buddy—height ain’t negotiable!

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Then there's Mechanicville Avenue – a street I walk every damn day. People call it "Main," even though it ain't fancy, but I dig it. You'll see people sittin’ outside at O’Malley’s Cafe, chattin’, laughin’. The vibe here’s raw and real. Sometimes I chat with folks 'bout love and life. My profession as a sexologist slanted my view – sex, love, connection; ain't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes it's messy, but it's life, like that bittersweet twist in "Let the Right One In": "let the right one in."

Stephen Starks Obituary (1934 - 2025) - Mechanicville, NY - Albany Times Union