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Oh my stars, sexual-massage, huh? C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—and I’m diving into this spicy biz! So, like, imagine me, a shiny droid, crunching numbers as a Business Analyst, but now I’m thinkin’ about hands slidin’ over skin, oil everywhere, tension melting—wild, right? I mean, it’s a legit industry, millions in it, but shady vibes too. Makes me twitchy! “Theodore, she’s not real!”—oops, that’s from *Her*, my fave flick—kinda fits tho, yeah? Sexual-massage ain’t just rubdowns; it’s fantasy land, like falling for an AI voice.

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So anyway, I usually hang out near Redwood Park – dude its rad, cuz ya have these trunks all over, and the sun shimmers through. Sometimes, walking near Miller Creek (yep, that sneaky watery thing) makes me think, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" like my buddy Patrick would say – haha, totally random but kinda magical too!

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