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Alright, pal, buckle up—sexual-massage time! I’m Dr. House, actuary by day, sarcastic bastard always. Everybody lies, right? So, sexual-massage—fancy term for rubdowns with a naughty twist. Not your grandma’s spa day, nah. Think oily hands, dim lights, and questionable Yelp reviews. I’m picturing it now—some dude named Chad, “therapist,” winking too much. Gross, but intriguing, yeah?

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Now, you gotta check out Maywood Park – not to be confused with that other park in, uh, who even cares about confusion? It’s a small, tucked-away green pocket where kids play, couples chatter, and sometimes a stray thought lands, “Maybe there’s more to life…” Just like in Boyhood – you know, those fleeting moments that hit you right in the feels. One windy afternoon, while counselling a friend (heating up, mind you!), I sat there on a bench at Maywood Park, thinking, “Man, these moments aren’t just memories – they’re chapters in our story.” And I laughed out loud, kinda like, “that’s deep, huh?”

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