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Sexual-massage ain’t just a rub-n-tug, nah. It’s old as dirt—Ancient Greeks were slidin’ around with olive oil, gettin’ freaky in bathhouses. Little known fact: them Romans called it “massage a la sexy” – okay, I made that up, but it sounds dope! Point is, it’s history, not just horny vibes. Gets the blood pumpin’, muscles loose, and yeah, maybe somethin’ else too – wink, wink.

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Alright, listen up, buddy, cuz I'm only sayin' this once! Mays-Chapel, man, is the craziest little town ever—ya got these streets like Elm Street and Maple Drive, where families just hang out and sometimes argue in the park. I'm a family psychologist here, so trust me, I notice stuff. Like, the local old-school diner, "Mays-Time Diner" on Main—man, that place has the weirdest mix of happy families and sad loners. It kinda reminds me of that spooky vibe in Mulholland Drive, ya know? "What are you doing here?" kinda vibes all over. Respect my authoritah!

Mays Chapel pastor Greg Lamb achieves his Ph.D. dream, 7 years in the making