Lauren Mayo Whore ❤️

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Fun fact, precious—Victorian whores used pineapple scent. Weird, right? Smellin’ like fruit salad, hookin’ on streets! Cracks me up, that does. Once read ‘bout this gal, Mary Jane—Jack the Ripper got her. Poor lass, just tryin’ to eat. Gets me sad, then mad—why her, huh? Stupid, fat world!

Know Your Meme

Oct 17,  · Mayo: Get on the bed. Paula: I wouldn't fuck you now if my life --Mayo: Then get the hell out of here, because I don't need this shit. Paula: I don't know who you think you're .

I’ve got my favorite spots too, like that hidden bench in Graceland Park – not the obvious one, but the wee secluded one near the recycled, crinkly trees. I've had many deep thinkin' moments there, soul-searching, heart-mending moments with my clients. It’s as if the bench speaks: "I drink your milkshake!" err, never mind, that’s my mind goin’ wild with movie quotes again.

Cinco de Mayo festivities in the tri-state